De-bleeped - The Story

I was stopped by an unfamiliar security guard in Tesco after setting off the alarms.  I pleaded not guilty and he believed me, his name was Timothy; he asked me if I would like him to find the tag and I agreed – I drew the line at a body search. He proceeded to empty my handbag (I was pleased I had taken out the spare tena lady) – people were watching us I do hope I looked innocent. Eventually Timothy announced it was my purse, the one that Mabel Elizabeth bought me in New York …… it took him ten minutes to remove the tag which was hidden in a corner.

Thank you Timothy.