The Cat's Fault

If only the cat had been home on time.

I arrived home on Saturday evening and Albert was out; I had enjoyed dinner with Tristan and was even allowed to stay for a drink or two when his friends turned up.

My neighbour saw me come home and next minute was frantically ringing my doorbell whilst clutching Elvis my cat, she was having a party and Elvis was not invited.

It was a huge mistake accepting Gemima’s invitation to the party and believe now I should sign the pledge; I hope Veronica does not contact me because I have given up drinking!