I rang a long time acquaintance Janet Beer (of course it is not her real name, but close) and asked how she was? This enquiry was a mistake because she told me she had suffered from a cold and was still telling me twenty minutes later.
Janet told me that she had travelled to York for the day and how I could have joined her, because she does not like to go for coffee on her own as SHE IS BEAUTIFUL AND PEOPLE LOOK AT HER.
I made no comment and very rapidly hung up - does she mean that I am not beautiful?
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