A big problem

Albert and I are going to a wedding and I bought a new frock which is pink and lacy.  Since I bought my pink lacy number it will not fit – should I tell Albert, go shopping for a similar model or visit Eileen my wonderful Irish dressmaker?

I contacted Eileen and she said come on the bus and she will fix it and Albert will never know.

Why am I taking my frock on the bus, she will not say – I will tell you later.