Well done Merv

Whilst on the cruise I was asked to dance by Merv, a tall handsome American; he was teaching me some new jiving moves.  All was well until he was approached by two angry women, his sisters named Beth and Bunty – they proceeded to tell him his wife was looking for him.

We had just moved from the Pushspin into the Octopus when his wife Tianna arrived insisting she had been searching for him for three hours.

 I was entirely innocent and will stick to dancing with Bert in future.