Stood up

Albert was out last Saturday and I took a bus trip to Ripon, looking trendy with headset on and clutching a book and bottle of water.

I found a local Witherspoons and made myself comfortable reading my book and waiting for  steak and chips when Rex and Derek asked if I wanted a drink.  I thanked them but said I was waiting for Tom Conti; one day I shall get to meet him.

So I was obviously stood up.