Back early

I returned yesterday to go to the theatre with Violet Rose and June Alice.  The story could stop there only I told June Alice that we were expecting a lift at 7.45 – fast forward and Violet Rose and I were waiting for our companion; we had to get into town and the performance started at 7.30.

I telephoned June Alice and she had just got out of the shower as there was plenty of time to get ready; I then gave her the bad news; whilst she panicked we caught a taxi and prayed for a miracle.  June Alice arrived with three minutes to spare, her hair was wet but her make-up was perfect; she had packed three made up gin and tonics to alleviate the stress.

The performance was good.