Lost shopping

I bought some new knickers and two nightdresses from my favourite shop St Michael’s Shop but when I returned home I only had the nightdresses, what happened to the knickers?

Reminds me of a job I had many years ago, gist of story – I acquired some new underwear from Father Christmas’s bran tub.  Later in the day after lunch in the nearby pub I realized my present was missing ……… rang the pub, looked in my desk, nothing.

When I left my job (I had lots) I received a large parcel, it took at least twenty minutes to open it and lo and behold inside were my missing drawers together with a compliment slip suggesting that I may need them for my new job.

I never wore them.