What time is it Mr Wolf

I forgot to tell you that on Saturday I set my alarm and when I thought it had sounded put on the light and jumped out of bed, I was part way through putting on my make-up (yes I had a shower first) when Albert told me it was five thirty in the morning.

And ………. (balloons to an ex boss who said I could not start a sentence with and) the previous week when we returned from Plymouth I asked Tristan for a lift from the station – he was there at six thirty in the morning and our train got in at six thirty in the evening.

I need a holiday.