It was a nice ring

Having decided not to spend the rest of my life with Desmond he demanded my ring back, Veronica reminded me I had in fact paid for half of it.

Many years later I went along to a famous plastic ware party with a friend and Desmond’s new wife was there and guess what?  Yes, she was wearing my engagement ring, I could not take my eyes off it ………………

The day I married Albert I met Desmond on my way to the hairdressers, there was just he and I in the street and he asked how I was and what I was doing; I had not seen him for five years and bother I forgot to ask for my half of the ring back.