Tuesday, 5 July 2011

Poison

Oh dear, Albert asked me to bake some lavender scones- no problem I baked a batch and whilst waiting for them to cool decided to look up lavender on the website.  Apparently only English lavender is edible others are highly toxic; my lavender is French – what to do should I give Albert a scone to test?  On hearing of my dilemma my next door neighbour has asked for two scones for her husband?

I can just see the headlines – Local Woman Kills Her Husband and her Neighbour’s Husband too.

I found a use for the scones; they make excellent briquettes on the barbeque.

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