I have been to Australia and back again ....
A story:
Before our journey home Albert and I stayed in a nice hotel to prepare for the long flight. Albert went to bed and I stayed by the pool.
A youngish man approached me and started to talk and talk and talk. Eventually, I think he decided that he would give me a chance of speaking and he asked what I did for a living - oh my he thought I was young enough to work.
I gathered my book and towel and looked him in the eyes and said :
"I am a published author, I write during the week and I am a stand-up comic on a weekend"
"Oh, by the way my name is Eunice Veronica Trotter"
That shut him up.
