Feeling guilty

Albert is not well and did not eat his stew.

Another stew

I told Albert I was at an allotment meeting but Clive cancelled.

I will go to the library instead or catch a bus to Leeds.

I don't like stew - it's Albert's.

Creating mayhem

We wouldn't tell anyone why we had Christmas crackers and presents.

That's 2017 Christmas sorted now for this year.

Preparation

Go shopping Albert I need time to get ready for my party.

Christmas shopping

Out tomorrow for a belated Christmas dinner, got tinsel and crackers.

Stew for Albert.

Ready

I have washed my suitcase wheels and could set off again ........

Portugal

Portugal likes me today.

Never again

I am never eating smoked bonga again 😥

Not going out

Returned from Gambia very enlightened.

Albert cannot go out today because I have washed ALL his underwear.

See you later dear, will be back for tea.

Locked in

Albert was meant to be helping the young lady lock her apartment - they were locked inside for an hour ...........

Veronica

I had an email from Veronica, it was short.

Washing line

I didn't steal Ingrid 's string!

A secret meeting

We were told to meet the tour guide in a beach bar, 3rd seat on the left near the wall .........

Albert paid in advance and we were told to appear at the back entrance of our hotel at 10am the following morning. 

We were taken to a car with no number plates and the driver kept stalling the vehicle.

There were many highlights of this day - being abandoned on a beach for three hours but the police chase was the best!

We were stopped by the police and after half an hour went on our way.  The second time we were stopped our driver hit the accelerator and sped off down a dirt track!

Albert and I are fine but still in shock.

Holiday reading

Romantic books seem to be based on Crete and crime in Brighton .......

So brave

Today Albert is a hero - he saved me from a herd of cows and a wild lizard.

By the sea

We are upstream now in a hotel - Albert wouldn't reggae dance with me ! 

Gambia

Need chips had too much white rice!

Albert is away mending fences ......

Aardvarks

Albert and I are looking after an Aardvark farm - will keep you informed.

Will has gone

I had an appointment with Will today, to write his life story.

Sad news from his wife he died last night.

A pity that I will never know about his life as a spy.