I have forgotten what to do in England on a Sunday - prawns on the barbeque?
Must ring Veronica.
Sunday, 31 January 2016
Saturday, 30 January 2016
The wake
The wake was just a party, a rehearsal for when this funky couple need a wake!
It began with pie and peas for lunch and then a 1940s band complete with a Glenn Miller look alike - what a great way to spend an afternoon.
Called to collect Violet Rose on the way home and we headed for the nearest pub; she has news to give me? May tell you her secret later.
Arrived home very late and Albert appears to be missing.
It began with pie and peas for lunch and then a 1940s band complete with a Glenn Miller look alike - what a great way to spend an afternoon.
Called to collect Violet Rose on the way home and we headed for the nearest pub; she has news to give me? May tell you her secret later.
Arrived home very late and Albert appears to be missing.
Time for a break
Albert is celebrating his return to England with friends - me, I am going to a wake.
Friday, 29 January 2016
On camera
I visited a famous shop yesterday and took a wrong turning into a staff only location - it used to be a short cut through the store. The door locked behind me and to get out I had to bang on the door to be let out.
I was still tired.
I was still tired.
Wednesday, 27 January 2016
Cold in England
Veronica picked Albert and I up from the railway station, I was very pleased that she did not want a drink today as I have not been to bed for two days.
Snippets and stories to follow.
Snippets and stories to follow.
Wednesday, 20 January 2016
Too busy
Albert is busy doing 'our' packing and I am reading a book.
Normal service will be resumed next week hopefully.
On my way home Veronica, get the wine in the fridge.
Normal service will be resumed next week hopefully.
On my way home Veronica, get the wine in the fridge.
Tuesday, 12 January 2016
Not yoga
We looked after a dog named Flossie for an English actress and stayed in her house for a week. Today Albert and I called to see her in a secret location to say goodbye.
Let me call the actress Noelina because I can - she was telling me that her doctor suggested she took up yoga, I cannot do that she says because I fart too much.
There was no reply . . . .
Let me call the actress Noelina because I can - she was telling me that her doctor suggested she took up yoga, I cannot do that she says because I fart too much.
There was no reply . . . .
Saturday, 9 January 2016
Goodbye Whangarei
Albert and I spent last night in an Irish bar run by an Indian gentleman named Moses - why they were playing Christmas music remains a mystery.
Happy hour was 1 until 2 am which was way past Albert's bedtime.
Calling to see Gwendolyn and Lonnie for a few days at the beach - you must remember them?
Happy hour was 1 until 2 am which was way past Albert's bedtime.
Calling to see Gwendolyn and Lonnie for a few days at the beach - you must remember them?
Tuesday, 5 January 2016
An actor' s life
Albert and I met a famous English actor in the resteraunt last night - I only waved once but Albert was annoyed.
I promised not to mention him on my blog but it cost him a large Shiraz.
I promised not to mention him on my blog but it cost him a large Shiraz.
Thoughts of New Zealand
I will miss the mangroves, smell of jasmine and jugs of beer.
I have not returned to the UK yet - just think, in the next 20 days you may meet me . . . I am tall, blonde, tantalizingly beautiful, witty and have several aliases.
Did I mention that Veronica was once called Gladys until I changed her name.
I have not returned to the UK yet - just think, in the next 20 days you may meet me . . . I am tall, blonde, tantalizingly beautiful, witty and have several aliases.
Did I mention that Veronica was once called Gladys until I changed her name.
Monday, 4 January 2016
Yachties night
We were told that it was alright to go along to a local restaurant, at the marina for Yachties night. They had a special menu and happy hour for drinks.
All well and good until someone asked me what the name of my boat was, I developed a stutter and then had a brainwave - VERONICA!
All well and good until someone asked me what the name of my boat was, I developed a stutter and then had a brainwave - VERONICA!
Banking
I was asked to remove my sunglasses in a bank - but I cannot see without them, they are reactor lenses not sunglasses - please take them off madam but I cannot see ....... I left without any cash.
Sunday, 3 January 2016
Russian Princess
I met a Russian Princess (she insisted that she was) in the hairdressers, she said that she was working in New Zealand for life experience and then returning to Russia to be a Princess?
She was not dressed like a Princess!
She was not dressed like a Princess!
New friend
To my new friend Toni, of course my name is not Eunice and perhaps Veronica is called Maureen - we are 30 something year old Yorkshire lasses.
We may be flight attendants or mussel collectors?
We may be flight attendants or mussel collectors?
Friday, 1 January 2016
New Zealand
Someone asked me what I thought of New Zealand - the people are wonderful, Albert and I have made some lovely friends and had quite a laugh.
Books and spring onions are expensive though?
Books and spring onions are expensive though?
Supermarket
Selection of pates in the cold fridge - cracked pepper, cracked pepper, cracked pepper, cracked pepper?
Floods at local winery
I was so looking forward to Saturday (today) and had selected a large bottle to fill at the winery - all outside events cancelled due to flooding!
Even Albert could not have arranged that, or could he?
Even Albert could not have arranged that, or could he?
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