Titles only now - greetings from Machu Picchu I am sat on a wall eating a blue fig more updates soon.

Next week - read about Gladioli Sample; who is she - Eunice Martha Saffron Trotter's cousin ........ yes that one!

Update – Veronica is at home with Emilio and Eunice has gone trekking in Machu Picchu – Albert is buried under the shed; or is he? Elvis is boarded out until further notice.

Fell over Elvis (the cat) and been out of action - keep reading; please ....................

Soon ..........................

You have missed so many stories, never mind .....

I have a plan - tell you about it tomorrow

Dear Google is help at hand - I need assistance ......................................

Oh no - still an error - may have to rethink!

I still need to apologise to Eric Clapton - I would tell you why but I have not enough room .........................

You might miss my day out with Veronica if my blog is still sick .................. now that could be a story

I was going to tell you about the face cream that turned out to be foot cream??

I need Blog help ....................... Google are you there?

Still stuck - I cannot tell you about Veronica's disappearance and Albert's pet frog ....................

My blog is in a fog

Eric Clapton - I need to send him an apology? I cannot tell you about it though .............................