Eunice and Veronica may have to die ................... watch this space for a while

Lost my radishes and my bees have moved house - Google I need to explain things please ..... I wonder how long I can keep on typing?

My blog is still stuck - I could type very long post headings instead .................. you must be wondering about my parsnips?

Headings only - I am frozen out again????

Parsnips

Returned

I am back from Scotland, stayed in a hotel that did not have porridge for breakfast; I wanted porridge.

Albert has not cleaned the sink.

I will tell you about how I broke my glasses and bruised my stomach later.

Scotland

I hope they sell Dettol in Scotland; I left Albert a packet of ginger biscuits.

A date

I have an early tea arrangement with Veronica in August, will we be drinking tea, I think not.

We have saved so much money not going out together we should have champagne, I shall suggest it.

Best steak

Bought Albert best steak because I am away tomorrow to a wedding in Scotland – I am sure I told you; Albert said I did not tell him.

Back next weekend, it is a long wedding!

Hope Albert cleans the sink.

 

Alan Tichmarsh

Just sent Alan an email telling him it was a waste of time planting asparagus peas; I wonder if he will reply.

Veronica update

She is drinking white wine in Oxford – does she know it is dark?

 

Today's Saint

It is Saint Vitalian of Capua day today, I wonder if he is responsible for the good weather in the U.K.

 

Jerusalem Artichokes

Nigel Slater told me to plant Jerusalem Artichokes – ok not personally but he was looking at me when I was watching him on television.  I did as he suggested and they are  at least 8 ft tall, what do I do with them and when are they ready?

I could contact America they will know or Veronica.

 

My blog

I was frozen and had an identified error – I am back!

 

Unidentified plants

Ruth from Bognor, they are not cannabis plants, I live next door to a policeman; he would have told me.

 

Afternoon tea

I invited Violet Rose for a cup of tea; she cannot come because I only have half a lawn.

 

It was a nice lawn

 Albert is digging up my lawn, should I ask him why?

More bees

More emails from America, must go ………

 

Fresh produce

I promised Veronica spinach and gooseberries, she will be unlucky.

Gooseberry alert

I need an alarm on my gooseberries; someone is pinching them; was it a bird or was it Eugene or Hector.

I cannot leave Elvis on the allotment, he would miss me.

Garden dementia

I have been busy trying to identify green plants in the garden and my allotment, similar to trifids but smaller; I was convinced I would remember what they were.  I also tied up peas only to discover they are sweet peas, I will not be giving them to Albert for his dinner.

I went out for lunch on Wednesday very early and did not come back until Albert’s supper; I am still trying to make amends …………. but I did have a good time.

Veronica upset I did not invite her.