Wearing a green hat

Travelling to Plymouth tomorrow to visit my brother and his wife, I will be getting on the train at Doncaster.

Back on Saturday.

Taking Albert.

I meant to say I would be wearing a green hat.

Number change

I changed my mobile telephone number and Opal (my cousin from Aberdeen) wants to know why?  My answer was :  so I can continue my money laundering business and disappear to a south sea island, she said it sounds convincing.

I am a writer I can make things up.

 

Pink wellies

Veronica wants to know why I have pink wellingtons.

Firstly because they were cheap and secondly because I like them.

Free days

Veronica is back, she had three free days in a famous spa hotel …… nice.

 

Travelling in style

I bought a sledge and asked Albert to take me shopping, I am still waiting for an answer.

A telephone call

Wayne Maypole rang me today, he is a film producer and he would like to meet me.  If the snow stops I am going to London next week without Albert.

Must tell Veronica.

 

Snowed in

Veronica is snowed in at a five star hotel in Scarborough, she is alright they have a bar.

Will she be back for our coffee meeting next month?

 

Lucky escape

I told Albert he needed to wear tights and a leotard for yoga so he did not come with me, I wonder why.

 

New Year Resolution

Albert is thinking of joining me for yoga this week to keep fit.

Veronica will not like it.

 

Christmas tree

Did I tell you about my Christmas tree?

Veronica said I was mean keeping last year’s tree and she was right because it was frozen to the bucket; I had to buy one anyway much to Albert’s disgust.

Albert told me I am also using too much water and has suggested I shower under the water butt; I am still thinking of an appropriate reply.

 

 

Int shed

Of course I let him out – who else would feed Elvis and do my ironing while I meet my friend for coffee.

 

Shed

Albert has locked himself in the shed, I can hear him shouting ……. if I let him out I will miss my bus?

New Year

I have broken a tooth and Albert is checking our will. 

I am going out to search for Veronica!