Belly Dancing

We loved belly dancing, it was not the same when our teacher was sent to jail!

Red Wine

I invited my friend for a glass of red wine.  She said she is not coming as my handwriting is so bad it read – please come for a glass of urine!

Tape Measure

She is back (Veronica)

We were once in a café when she told me not to look but a man was measuring his table ………… we thought it prudent not to ask why?

Trees

Veronica still missing.

Just returned from Ireland and met Shane Hollywood, I want his wife to know I am only interested in his trees.

I need a man or lady with a van and Shane will arrange delivery of my Handkerchief tree of course for a small fee.